Full Tilt Mike the Mouth

I once read an article in CardPlayer which mentioned Mike showed up at some big $10,000 buy in tournament without his entry fee and was walking around trying to find someone to borrow money from so he could play. Apparently, this is totally acceptable among the professionals. But if some guy posts to RGP wanting someone to give him a dollar, invariably there are 6 to 8 posters ready to give him nothing but grief.

Of course you've never played with either.

You'd have to leave your $2/4 limit holdem table to join their game.