I demand action cards!

After playin a 400 hand session of seven Card Stud/eight at Pokerstars but only soberly finding eight hands to take to showdown I demand more of these 'action cards'
I've been haertin about. Also if they want action why do they keep dealking me banmanas on my A23s?

Anyway enough of my moaning about my most boring plaintively losing session I have ever had, I just want those of you severely getting all this 'action' & losing to spare a thought for those of us who are bein imperfectly bored to tears while we lose.